charlesoberonn:

babies who were conceived when the Gigapause started are being born now.

(Source: avianawareness)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse)

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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(Source: su-bunny-k)

  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

sultaniyee:

catsandcunts:

what is this

important

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car